We Wish You a Happy Holidays and a Leg Lamp and a Platypus

 

We wish you a happy holiday season. And a major award. We wish you a leg lamp. We wish for world peace. We wish for kicking words. We wish for kicking art and music. We wish for platypuses. Platypusi. That word we use that means more than one platypus. We like platypuses. We like strong dark coffee, too. We hope your holidays are filled with strange duck-billed creatures on strong coffee who will give you a leg lamp and a major award. xo, Eckleburg

 

The Editors