Gertrude’s Holiday Gift Guide


Gertrude Stein’s Top 6 Holiday Gifts:


6) You could get a shirt with the head of the most fabulous writer ever on it: 

stein white shirt











5) Or a shirt consisting of a play on of her words

stein shirt 2


  4) Or perhaps a coffee mug is what you need:













3) Oohhh–or this incredibly expensive inscribed first edition of How to Write:

How to write inscribed


2)  Or how about the face mug:

stein face mug












And the #1 recommended gift is:

Give yourself the chance to get your amazing writing recognized!

Submit to the Gertrude Stein Award in Fiction!

Due midnight, New Year’s Eve


Details here.

stein award


Chelsey Clammer
Chelsey Clammer is an award-winning essayist who has been published in The Rumpus, Essay Daily, The Water~Stone Review and Black Warrior Review among many others. She is the Essays Editor for The Nervous Breakdown. Her first collection of essays, BodyHome, was released from Hopewell Publishing in Spring 2015. Her second collection of essays, There Is Nothing Else to See Here, is forthcoming from The Lit Pub. You can read more of her writing at